Katy Perry objects to naked popstars (because she obviously thinks NEAR naked is the way to go)

Seriously.

 

Christie Brinkley is 60, and damn

Yes, I know she's been married and divorced four times. And she no doubt took all four for most of their fortunes in divorce settlements. All that means is there are four dudes going "Yep. It was worth it."

Look at it this way: Christie Brinkley was 33 years old when Lindsay Lohan was born, and there are Internet billionaires who are the same age as Lindsay Lohan who would rather nail Christie Brinkley.